just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
