i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need a beard to bite.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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