What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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