We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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