whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
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