bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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