North Korea, Best Korea!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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