Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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