You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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