The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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