The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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