just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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