absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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