I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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