At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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