Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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