god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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