Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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