member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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