i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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