how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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