I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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