Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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