all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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