She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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