so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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