I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
You did what with his pubic hair?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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