don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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