So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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