Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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