Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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