i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
sex in a hospital.. check
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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