i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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