you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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