I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she smelled like a LAN party
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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