So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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