VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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