do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's official drugs can't kill me
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Are these your boobs on my camera?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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