the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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