I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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