brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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