PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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