I wanna passion pit in your ass
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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