can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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