While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
