my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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