it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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