why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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