Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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