who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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