Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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