O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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