you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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