The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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