neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
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Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
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The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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