how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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